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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 22:09:20 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 22:17:04 GMT -5
For some, the right testicle is larger than the left. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 22:21:52 GMT -5
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 22:24:03 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 22:25:56 GMT -5
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 22:27:17 GMT -5
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything. Ever.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 22:28:34 GMT -5
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 22:29:05 GMT -5
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 22:31:38 GMT -5
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 22:32:09 GMT -5
When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 22:34:22 GMT -5
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 22:35:08 GMT -5
# In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization "Kick Drugs Out of America". If the organization's name were "Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America", there wouldn't be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 22:38:30 GMT -5
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 22:38:44 GMT -5
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 22:41:38 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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