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Post by tarheel91 on Jul 27, 2008 13:13:06 GMT -5
So, here's how you play. Someone makes a Chuck Norris joke, then someone else makes another, then someone else makes another, and so on. You can only do one per post (or I will delete because I want to use my mod powers). Also, no consecutive posting. Two people have to post before you can post again. Once again, this is enforced by my magical mod abilities.
I'll start. Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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shadowviperx
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Post by shadowviperx on Jul 27, 2008 17:03:20 GMT -5
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 27, 2008 19:23:29 GMT -5
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
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Post by MasterCheeze on Jul 27, 2008 19:31:17 GMT -5
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 27, 2008 19:32:23 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is currently suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything that's around you.
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Post by tarheel91 on Jul 27, 2008 19:46:36 GMT -5
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Gujju
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Post by Gujju on Jul 27, 2008 20:31:18 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean
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Post by David on Jul 27, 2008 21:42:49 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean I never got that one, but every time I see it, I crack up. Chuck Norris doesn't do drugs, drugs do him. .. wait...
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Post by Ganzicus on Jul 27, 2008 21:56:36 GMT -5
Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet and under the bed for Chuck Norris.
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SilverFx
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Post by SilverFx on Jul 27, 2008 22:04:35 GMT -5
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shadowviperx
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Post by shadowviperx on Jul 27, 2008 22:34:16 GMT -5
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
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Gujju
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Post by Gujju on Jul 27, 2008 23:06:03 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Post by tarheel91 on Jul 27, 2008 23:07:50 GMT -5
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 27, 2008 23:08:20 GMT -5
If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Post by MasterCheeze on Jul 27, 2008 23:08:27 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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