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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 22:42:08 GMT -5
Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 22:45:43 GMT -5
LOLL XD
Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 22:46:34 GMT -5
# # The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 22:49:19 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 22:50:04 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 22:51:16 GMT -5
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 22:51:45 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 22:53:27 GMT -5
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 22:54:29 GMT -5
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 23:04:37 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 23:04:46 GMT -5
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take s*** from anybody.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 23:06:26 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 23:07:15 GMT -5
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 23:10:29 GMT -5
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Post by vicelin on Jul 28, 2008 23:12:33 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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