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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 27, 2008 23:16:41 GMT -5
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Post by dest1 on Jul 27, 2008 23:21:04 GMT -5
Chuck Norris sued NBC for stealing his two leg's names: Law & Order.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 27, 2008 23:25:46 GMT -5
On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 27, 2008 23:45:03 GMT -5
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 8:39:04 GMT -5
Man invented the automobile to get away from Chuck Norris. Not to be out done, Chuck Norris invented the automobile accident.
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Post by tarheel91 on Jul 28, 2008 10:39:04 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can fly near the sun WITHOUT his wings melting.
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Post by shadowviperx on Jul 28, 2008 12:43:58 GMT -5
Once he pops, Chuck Norris CAN stop.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 13:14:15 GMT -5
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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Post by snowhamster on Jul 28, 2008 16:21:33 GMT -5
Thou who angers Chuck Norris shall write his own obituary. Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter. OMHG~ I went to some place for a camp an they had a video on the person who hosts it. It was like, "Stanley puts the laughter in manslaughter." -shows video of him attacking lil' kids-
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Post by shadowviperx on Jul 28, 2008 16:37:17 GMT -5
Behind Chuck Norris's beard is another fist.
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Post by wsxedcr08 on Jul 28, 2008 18:22:24 GMT -5
Every time you see Chuck Norris your lifespan shortens to that moment.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 18:28:21 GMT -5
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Post by snowhamster on Jul 28, 2008 18:35:54 GMT -5
-Crawls into corner and sucks thumb-
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Post by tarheel91 on Jul 28, 2008 18:47:40 GMT -5
Where's the classic?
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 19:02:02 GMT -5
Chuck Norris makes onions cry!!!
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