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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 20:39:09 GMT -5
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Post by MasterCheeze on Jul 28, 2008 20:42:44 GMT -5
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat itself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 21:21:11 GMT -5
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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shadowviperx
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Post by shadowviperx on Jul 28, 2008 21:43:50 GMT -5
Here's a bad one.
Hurricane Katrina was actually an epic battle between Chuck Norris and Thor, God of Thunder. Chuck won.
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Post by MasterCheeze on Jul 28, 2008 21:46:03 GMT -5
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 21:46:06 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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shadowviperx
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Post by shadowviperx on Jul 28, 2008 21:54:19 GMT -5
During WW2, Chuck Norris shot down a german fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang."
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 21:54:44 GMT -5
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 21:56:25 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 21:57:16 GMT -5
Has that one been said before?
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 22:00:28 GMT -5
nu-uh Naz.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Post by MasterCheeze on Jul 28, 2008 22:02:25 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 22:03:35 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Gujju
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 22:05:28 GMT -5
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 22:08:27 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't use a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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