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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 23:12:57 GMT -5
Sorry Gujju, but I understood the whole Richard thing, and tried replying with LOL literally twenty times but MSN decides to not send it to you.
One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 23:14:48 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
XD ahah ok
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Oh, shat.
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Post by vicelin on Jul 28, 2008 23:17:00 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Post by dest1 on Jul 28, 2008 23:21:43 GMT -5
Uh
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Chuck Norris killed Death? -shrug-
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Oh, shat.
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Post by vicelin on Jul 28, 2008 23:22:20 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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Post by dest1 on Jul 28, 2008 23:27:04 GMT -5
-modified for sex-
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Gujju
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 23:27:37 GMT -5
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Oh, shat.
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Post by vicelin on Jul 28, 2008 23:28:11 GMT -5
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 23:28:58 GMT -5
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Post by dest1 on Jul 28, 2008 23:30:20 GMT -5
Chuck Norris has a son named Dest1 <3
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vicelin
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Post by vicelin on Jul 28, 2008 23:32:35 GMT -5
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
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Pirkid
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Post by Pirkid on Jul 28, 2008 23:43:42 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Post by dest1 on Jul 28, 2008 23:45:29 GMT -5
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 23:45:34 GMT -5
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Post by Pirkid on Jul 29, 2008 0:05:32 GMT -5
Chuck Norris visited the 'Virgin Islands'. When he left, they were just named 'The Islands'.
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