Post by A Lost Love Ch 2 on Aug 2, 2008 13:10:08 GMT -5
OMGWTFHAX
Finally? After what? 3 months? Lulz. .__.
Well here it is.
Just for you, Reve. 
And others. MY ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI!
Not sure if the header codes would work, but eh.
SPOILER ALERT!
SPOILER APPROCHING!
Taaaadaaa! SPOILER: The university will asplode when a meteor comes crashing down and thats when teh action starts and the plot veers from the real plot. (Which was Potato marrying Nikki. Rofl. It's still going to happen. Except there's going to be no wedding crashers. 
)
A Lost Love - Ch. 2
LOOLOLOLOLOL. Here it is, the much anticipated chapter 2! After what? A month? Yey procrastination ROCKS! But at least I got the job done, right? (Hah to Erin)
Anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays...we last left off when our veggie collapsed on the floor screaming. Rololol. What a noob.
Just a warning. It's still a teensy bit....vulgar. BUT! I shall reveal a spoiler. In Ch. 3 or 4, something is going to happen! Hint: Poof.
[divider1]
SUDDENLY! The entrance of the room burst open and in came the...............................the........................the........................the..............................
the....................the.......................the....................the- Wait, let me take a little break. All this suspense is killing me. >_>
5 hours later *flush*
OKAY! Where were we? Let's see...aha!
SUDDENLY! The entrance of the room burst open and in came the...............................the........................the........................the..............................
the....................the.......................the....................the secksi MILF principal.
"Welcome to the University of Raunchy Big Ostentatious Oily B!tches! And by "big" I mean sexy women with a great view up front, if you catch my drift." said Principal Phucmeh.
*winks seductively at a male student* *male student faints*
"Anyways, this year is the FIRST year we are accepting males into this all female elite university where SAT scores are over 9000 even if it's impossible! We are only accepting ten males, so you guys here are lucky to be accepted. Luckily for you, you have a wide range of choices for the prom. You will be given a tour of the school by one of our students, who will be rooming with you. There are three main dormitories. They are the Bewb House, VeeGee Hall, and Excitement House. Classes begin tomorrow morning, so get a good night sleep and eat a healthy breakfast in the morning. I'll see you later."
The principal leaves the library, swaying her hips, causing a couple more male students to tumble over.
Potato looks around and sees Froggy sitting in a chair. He was chatting with a girl with blonde hair (You didn't state color of hair, so I'm going with blonde since Savannah reminds me of a secksi blondie who moved and most people don't have green eyes unless they're blonde. I think.
) and green eyes.
"Hey, are you Potato?" asked a voice.
Potato turned around and saw a short little girl with a pair of wings that were very shiny.
"Uh yes. Who're you?" asked Potato.
"Hi! I'll be your guide and your roommate. My name's Nikki. Nice to meet you!" said Nikki excitedly.
"Uh..yeah..you too. Say, why are you wearing a pair of wings?" asked Potato, pointing at her wings.
-SLAP-
"DON'T YOU EVER POINT AT MY BABIES! EBUR!" spazzed Nikki.
"OKAY! OKAY! I'm sorry! >_<" screamed Potato.
"You better be. Anyways, follow me. I'll show you around." said Nikki as she left the room. Potato followed silently.
Meanwhile, Froggy was being dragged out of the library by the ear. "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! I'm sorry I poked your bewbies! It was so tempting!"
"Ha-ha. Well, let's go to ... our dorm, VeeGee Hall, which just happens to be up on a hill," said Savannah.
*sniffle* "Why did I have to get such a mean guide/roommate?" sulked Froggy.
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"Eh? Is this Bewb House?" asked Potato, staring at double doors that had very ... interesting designs painted over.
"Come on! Let's go inside!" said Nikki as she opened the door. Potato followed silently
omgsoscarythisplacegivesmetheBAJEEBIES! Calm down, Potato. You can do this. Breathe, BREATHE! Uhhhh, go to your happy place, Potato! Nut Land!
Yes! Yesss! YESSSSSS! I liek nuts. I liek nuts! I LIEK NUTS!!!!!!
Potato could be seen pumping his fist in the air. From afar, he looked very retarded.
Nikki led Potato to room 6473. "Welcome to your room! This is where you and I will be sleeping!" said Nikki excitedly. Potato pushed open the door and gasped in surprsie. "LIEKOMGWTCHAX! Everything's.....S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-SOLID PLASTER!!!!!!" screamed Potato in ecstasy.
"Um...yeah. It's just plaster," explained Nikki as she set her things down. "You wanna be on the top?" (LOLINNUENDO) asked Nikki pointing to the bunk beds. "Or do you wanna be at the bottom?" (Do I need to say it?)
"Uhhh, I'll sleep on the bottom," replied Potato. So I can see up your skirt. Hehehehehe.
"Okay." Nikki takes out her clothes and puts them in the drawer nearby. Then she starts stripping. ROLOLOLOLOL
"Whoa, whoa!" said Potato staring at her. "What're you doing!?"
"...Preparing to shower?" said Nikki as she continues.
Potato covers his eyes and says, "BUTIMINHEREANDILIEKNUTS!"
"Oooh. A nut lover." says Nikki as she slowly advances on Potato.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screams Potato as Nikki puts on an evil face. "WHYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?
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"This is it." said Savannah. "VeeGee Hall. Pretty isn't it?"
"Yeah. It...looks like....like a...camel toe." answers Froggy.
"Come on, in we go." said Savannah as she pulls Froggy's ear again.
"Owowowowowowow! Can't you pull something else!?" asked Froggy in pain.
Sarah thought for a minute before saying, "Sure!" a little bit too excitedly.
Froggy wondered what she was going to pull, and then - extreme pain.
"OMGWTHBBQ! WTH! -omgsuchabigswearwordthaticantevendescribeitsoitslikethiscooleh-" screams Froggy as his nipple gets pulled. "OWWW!!!!!!!! Pull my ear! PULL MY EAR! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT A PURPLE NURPLE!!! GAH!!!!!! TORTURE!!!!!!! WHY MUST I SUFFER!?!?!?"
Froggy screams in agony as he is dragged into the dorm - painfully.
[header]
[The shower scene is over. So is the scene where Potato has been violated. They are sleeping. Rololol. Maybe a bonus sometime later. Lolpwnt]
Nikki was fast asleep on the top bunk, all clean and smelling like orchids. Potato, on the other hand, was full of blood every where. His tato nose was ripped and his fingers were fried into fries. His chest was carved out and made into a baked potato, which had been Nikki's dinner. He didn't even get to shower. And school was first thing in the morning. So sad. Sooooo sad.
*coughlosercough*
[header]
The sun came up, and Nikki woke up and screamed.
Finally? After what? 3 months? Lulz. .__.
Well here it is.
Just for you, Reve. 
And others. MY ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI!Not sure if the header codes would work, but eh.
SPOILER ALERT!
SPOILER APPROCHING!
Taaaadaaa! SPOILER: The university will asplode when a meteor comes crashing down and thats when teh action starts and the plot veers from the real plot. (Which was Potato marrying Nikki. Rofl. It's still going to happen.
Except there's going to be no wedding crashers. 
)A Lost Love - Ch. 2
LOOLOLOLOLOL. Here it is, the much anticipated chapter 2!
After what? A month? Yey procrastination ROCKS! But at least I got the job done, right? (Hah to Erin)Anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays...we last left off when our veggie collapsed on the floor screaming. Rololol. What a noob.
Just a warning. It's still a teensy bit....vulgar. BUT! I shall reveal a spoiler. In Ch. 3 or 4, something is going to happen! Hint: Poof.
[divider1]
SUDDENLY! The entrance of the room burst open and in came the...............................the........................the........................the..............................
the....................the.......................the....................the- Wait, let me take a little break. All this suspense is killing me. >_>
5 hours later *flush*
OKAY! Where were we? Let's see...aha!
SUDDENLY! The entrance of the room burst open and in came the...............................the........................the........................the..............................
the....................the.......................the....................the secksi MILF principal.
"Welcome to the University of Raunchy Big Ostentatious Oily B!tches! And by "big" I mean sexy women with a great view up front, if you catch my drift." said Principal Phucmeh.
*winks seductively at a male student* *male student faints*
"Anyways, this year is the FIRST year we are accepting males into this all female elite university where SAT scores are over 9000 even if it's impossible! We are only accepting ten males, so you guys here are lucky to be accepted. Luckily for you, you have a wide range of choices for the prom. You will be given a tour of the school by one of our students, who will be rooming with you. There are three main dormitories. They are the Bewb House, VeeGee Hall, and Excitement House. Classes begin tomorrow morning, so get a good night sleep and eat a healthy breakfast in the morning. I'll see you later."
The principal leaves the library, swaying her hips, causing a couple more male students to tumble over.
Potato looks around and sees Froggy sitting in a chair. He was chatting with a girl with blonde hair (You didn't state color of hair, so I'm going with blonde since Savannah reminds me of a secksi blondie who moved and most people don't have green eyes unless they're blonde. I think.
) and green eyes."Hey, are you Potato?" asked a voice.
Potato turned around and saw a short little girl with a pair of wings that were very shiny.
"Uh yes. Who're you?" asked Potato.
"Hi! I'll be your guide and your roommate. My name's Nikki. Nice to meet you!" said Nikki excitedly.
"Uh..yeah..you too. Say, why are you wearing a pair of wings?" asked Potato, pointing at her wings.
-SLAP-
"DON'T YOU EVER POINT AT MY BABIES! EBUR!" spazzed Nikki.
"OKAY! OKAY! I'm sorry! >_<" screamed Potato.
"You better be. Anyways, follow me. I'll show you around." said Nikki as she left the room. Potato followed silently.
Meanwhile, Froggy was being dragged out of the library by the ear. "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! I'm sorry I poked your bewbies! It was so tempting!"
"Ha-ha. Well, let's go to ... our dorm, VeeGee Hall, which just happens to be up on a hill," said Savannah.
*sniffle* "Why did I have to get such a mean guide/roommate?" sulked Froggy.
[header]
Boomshakalakaboom
[/header]"Eh? Is this Bewb House?" asked Potato, staring at double doors that had very ... interesting designs painted over.
"Come on! Let's go inside!" said Nikki as she opened the door. Potato followed silently
omgsoscarythisplacegivesmetheBAJEEBIES! Calm down, Potato. You can do this. Breathe, BREATHE! Uhhhh, go to your happy place, Potato! Nut Land!
Yes! Yesss! YESSSSSS! I liek nuts. I liek nuts! I LIEK NUTS!!!!!!
Potato could be seen pumping his fist in the air. From afar, he looked very retarded.
Nikki led Potato to room 6473. "Welcome to your room! This is where you and I will be sleeping!" said Nikki excitedly. Potato pushed open the door and gasped in surprsie. "LIEKOMGWTCHAX! Everything's.....S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-SOLID PLASTER!!!!!!" screamed Potato in ecstasy.
"Um...yeah. It's just plaster," explained Nikki as she set her things down. "You wanna be on the top?" (LOLINNUENDO) asked Nikki pointing to the bunk beds. "Or do you wanna be at the bottom?" (Do I need to say it?
)"Uhhh, I'll sleep on the bottom," replied Potato. So I can see up your skirt. Hehehehehe.
"Okay." Nikki takes out her clothes and puts them in the drawer nearby. Then she starts stripping. ROLOLOLOLOL
"Whoa, whoa!" said Potato staring at her. "What're you doing!?"
"...Preparing to shower?" said Nikki as she continues.
Potato covers his eyes and says, "BUTIMINHEREANDILIEKNUTS!"
"Oooh. A nut lover." says Nikki as she slowly advances on Potato.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screams Potato as Nikki puts on an evil face. "WHYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?
[header]
Boomshakalakaboom
[/header]"This is it." said Savannah. "VeeGee Hall. Pretty isn't it?"
"Yeah. It...looks like....like a...camel toe." answers Froggy.
"Come on, in we go." said Savannah as she pulls Froggy's ear again.
"Owowowowowowow! Can't you pull something else!?" asked Froggy in pain.
Sarah thought for a minute before saying, "Sure!" a little bit too excitedly.
Froggy wondered what she was going to pull, and then - extreme pain.
"OMGWTHBBQ! WTH! -omgsuchabigswearwordthaticantevendescribeitsoitslikethiscooleh-" screams Froggy as his nipple gets pulled. "OWWW!!!!!!!! Pull my ear! PULL MY EAR! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT A PURPLE NURPLE!!! GAH!!!!!! TORTURE!!!!!!! WHY MUST I SUFFER!?!?!?"
Froggy screams in agony as he is dragged into the dorm - painfully.
[header]
Boomshakalakaboom
[/header][The shower scene is over. So is the scene where Potato has been violated. They are sleeping. Rololol. Maybe a bonus sometime later. Lolpwnt]
Nikki was fast asleep on the top bunk, all clean and smelling like orchids. Potato, on the other hand, was full of blood every where. His tato nose was ripped and his fingers were fried into fries. His chest was carved out and made into a baked potato, which had been Nikki's dinner. He didn't even get to shower. And school was first thing in the morning. So sad. Sooooo sad.
*coughlosercough*
[header]
Oinkadoodilydooo- *SQAWK* *cough* *wheeze* THUMP! Woof.
[/header]The sun came up, and Nikki woke up and screamed.
