Post by FunnyFroggy on Dec 26, 2008 18:58:08 GMT -5
Ch. 2 can be found in the Fanfic section, very last page. Yupyup. Repost for Souseiki.
It was a bright and sunny day. The weather was perfect and the breeze felt fine. Potato woke up and yawned.
Yay! Tomorrow's the first day of school! I'm so excited! I lub school! This'll be my last day living at home. Starting tomorrow, I'll get to live at college! THIS IS SO EXCITING! I liek nuts.
Potato brushed his tato teeth, changed his tato clothes, and bounded downstairs for breakfast. His mother was busy cooking up breakfast. Potato sat down at the table and poured himself a glass of ..."white stuff" (*SNICKER* HAHAHAHA!).
"Oh, hello son. Aren't you excited? Today's the orientation. You get to find out who you'll be rooming with, what your classes are and get to know people," asked Mom.
"YEAH! Like TOTALLY! Fo' SHIZZLE!" exclaimed Potato excitedly.
His Mom dropped her spatula, and turned to look at Potato, eyes as wide as a plate. "WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOUNG VEGGIE!?" asked his mother menacingly.
"Er..uh...nothing." replied Potato. "I'm not hungry. I'm too excited. Later, Mom." stammered
Potato as he formulated an excuse to leave.
"But honey-", started his mom before being cut off.
"I'M A FUGGING POTATO GODDAMNIT! I'M NOT SOME SWEET PIECE OF SHIZ!" shouted Potato angrily.
"WHAT THE FUGG DID YOU JUST SAY!?" yelled Mom back.
Potato, not wanting to argue, just hurried out the door with Mom shouting angrily.
"Just you wait, when you come back home, I'M GOING TO FUGGING DICE YOU!"
Glad that the worst was over, Potato casually strolled over to his new college, or his new home actually, the University of Raunchy and Big Ostentatious Oily B*tches, or U.R.B.O.O.B.
As he stepped in the front gate of his new school, he noticed that...all the students were wearing explicit clothing. Bikinis to be exact. In fact, every single one was female.
Hmm..is this an all female school? Did they think I'm a female? Ugh, like, I am like, totally not a female. Like that's like totally uncool.
Potato walked into the library, where the orientation was held. He grabbed a sheet of paper handed to him by a girl wearing a string around her chest, just conveniently covering two circles and two pieces of paper stuck together around her lower body.
These people sure are creative.
Potato looked around for anybody he knew, and fortunately, he saw Yuu Darracc surrounded by twelve girls.
"Hey Yuu. Like being a pimp?" asked Potato as the girls fled seeing his starchy skin.
"Man, I LOVE U.R.B.O.O.B.! U.R.B.O.O.B. FUGGING ROCKS!" exclaimed Yuu.
"Um....okay. They're pretty small though...nothing amazing," replied Potato.
"No way! U.R.B.O.O.B. is humongous!" said Yuu.
"Um...okay. That's reassuring." replied Potato. "Anyways, what classes do you have?"
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lolwut
It was a bright and sunny day. The weather was perfect and the breeze felt fine. Potato woke up and yawned.
Yay! Tomorrow's the first day of school! I'm so excited! I lub school! This'll be my last day living at home. Starting tomorrow, I'll get to live at college! THIS IS SO EXCITING! I liek nuts.
Potato brushed his tato teeth, changed his tato clothes, and bounded downstairs for breakfast. His mother was busy cooking up breakfast. Potato sat down at the table and poured himself a glass of ..."white stuff" (*SNICKER* HAHAHAHA!).
"Oh, hello son. Aren't you excited? Today's the orientation. You get to find out who you'll be rooming with, what your classes are and get to know people," asked Mom.
"YEAH! Like TOTALLY! Fo' SHIZZLE!" exclaimed Potato excitedly.
His Mom dropped her spatula, and turned to look at Potato, eyes as wide as a plate. "WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOUNG VEGGIE!?" asked his mother menacingly.
"Er..uh...nothing." replied Potato. "I'm not hungry. I'm too excited. Later, Mom." stammered
Potato as he formulated an excuse to leave.
"But honey-", started his mom before being cut off.
"I'M A FUGGING POTATO GODDAMNIT! I'M NOT SOME SWEET PIECE OF SHIZ!" shouted Potato angrily.
"WHAT THE FUGG DID YOU JUST SAY!?" yelled Mom back.
Potato, not wanting to argue, just hurried out the door with Mom shouting angrily.
"Just you wait, when you come back home, I'M GOING TO FUGGING DICE YOU!"
Glad that the worst was over, Potato casually strolled over to his new college, or his new home actually, the University of Raunchy and Big Ostentatious Oily B*tches, or U.R.B.O.O.B.
As he stepped in the front gate of his new school, he noticed that...all the students were wearing explicit clothing. Bikinis to be exact. In fact, every single one was female.
Hmm..is this an all female school? Did they think I'm a female? Ugh, like, I am like, totally not a female. Like that's like totally uncool.
Potato walked into the library, where the orientation was held. He grabbed a sheet of paper handed to him by a girl wearing a string around her chest, just conveniently covering two circles and two pieces of paper stuck together around her lower body.
These people sure are creative.
Potato looked around for anybody he knew, and fortunately, he saw Yuu Darracc surrounded by twelve girls.
"Hey Yuu. Like being a pimp?" asked Potato as the girls fled seeing his starchy skin.
"Man, I LOVE U.R.B.O.O.B.! U.R.B.O.O.B. FUGGING ROCKS!" exclaimed Yuu.
"Um....okay. They're pretty small though...nothing amazing," replied Potato.
"No way! U.R.B.O.O.B. is humongous!" said Yuu.
"Um...okay. That's reassuring." replied Potato. "Anyways, what classes do you have?"
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lolwut
Second one. Somewhat the same. Third, I have yet to find out.