Post by FunnyFroggy on Dec 25, 2008 14:25:00 GMT -5
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Present for all.
Woot. 3 months later, another chapter. It seems all my chapters are released 3 months later from the previous. Interesting...what a coincidence. I dedicate this chapter to Reve and her pleas for this chapter because she es so annoying bothering me with "OHH MASTAH! PLEASURE ME WITH A STOREEE! NAOOOOO!!!! It gets kinda freaky, even for me, after several hours...So here it is.
And so begins, the epic story...OF YOUR LIFETIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
P.S. - After writing this, I felt an urge to make a flash movie based on this...and I think I shall!
It'd be much more epic...it'll be released several years later. 
More mature content. But as I said, this is the last chapter with it, as the plot has officially started. lolz. Now, the REAL story begins.
Oh and did I mention everyone in this fanfic will eventually die? Well they will. Except a select handful. The awesome people live. Don't be sad if you die. Everyone dies in the very end, except for two people. The ending will be epic, I can promise you that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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When we last left our heroes, Potato had just been epically mutilated, and Nikki went to sleep refreshed. Yeh. So I starts therez.
The sun came up, and Nikki woke up and screamed.
"LIKE OMG! I'M SOOOOOOOO HUNGRY! MEEEE SOOO HUNGREEEE!!"
Nikki jumps off the bed, and sees food. "LIKE OMG! Baked potato for breakfast! Who gave this to me? So sweet..I better eat it now."
"Battle cry!" screams Nikki. "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"
Then she began to chow down. Starting at Potato's...lower end.
"OM NOM NOM NOM."
In her excited state, she fails to notice the screams that filled the room and the words "STOP! STOP! I LOVE NUTS!!!! STOP! LEAVE MY NUTS ALONE! YOU SICK HEATHEN! HEEEEEEATHEN!!!!" AUUUUGHHHHHHHHH!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oinkadoodilydooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile, back in VeeGee Hall, Froggy could be seen sleeping peacefully in bed.......besides Savannah. Hey, look. I see skin. ROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! How did this happen you ask? Well, let's go back in time...
After Froggy was painfully dragged into his dorm, Savannah applied medicine to his purple nurple so it wouldn't hurt as much. Then Savannah forced (AxiomFable is forcing me to write this, I SWEAR!) Froggy to shower with her and then they went to bed together. Lulz.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oinkadoodilydooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was 6am, and everyone was still asleep. Not a soul was awake...apart from the hobo chewing on some flavored condoms. It seemed peaceful, and that it would be a wonderful school day. But, unfortunately...wonderful school days do not exist in this wreteched sonofafemaledog world. At exactly 9001 seconds past 6am, a small unidentified object appeared in the sky. Wait a minute, that's not a small unidentified object. It's...it's....IT'S A GIANT UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT! HOLY MOTHER OF PIZZABUTT!
"It's a giant boob!" said a bunny wabbit.
-slap- "WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" said a fatass bunny wabbit wearing an apron.
"FUGG YOU, BUTTFUGGA!" said the widdle bunny wabbit. "SUCK ON THIS YA FUGGIN PIECE A SCAT!" The widdle bunny wabbit whipped out a chainsaw and grotesquely mutilated the fatass bunny wabbit. "DAMN RIGHT, BETCH!"
A deer looked up from eating some grass and said, "No, it's A POKEBALL! RUN!!!"
The deer tried to run, but was stopped by a Pikachu wearing a bandanna and some bling bling.
"Yo, mothafugger! You betchin' on us Pokemon, busta? You racist, betch? I oughta shock the balls outta ya, son!" said the Pikachu angrily.
"AHHH! DEAR BAMBI!! IT'S A MONSTER FROM THE PIT OF DOOOOOOM!" screamed the deer, frantically trying to run away.
"Alright, that's it betch! You going down! I'm gonna cap yo' ass, muthafugger!" The Pickachu aimed its ass at the fleeing deer, and out popped two compressed electric methane bullets. The deer never had a chance.
"Damn right, assmuncher!"
The Pikachu slaps its butt, and then looks at the flaming and rapidly approaching object. "Damn, guys. Ain't nothin' to worry 'bout. Just a flaming meteorite- BOOOOOOM! The Pikachu never saw it coming.
The impact of the meteorite sent shockwaves towards the university...and practically everything within 9001 feet of the impact.
The university never stood a chance...everything was toppled over. Classrooms, lecture halls, bathrooms, dorms, porta potties, sleeping hobos, bunny wabbit corpses, etc. After all the smoke cleared away, there were a lot of moaning and screaming. Everywhere you looked, there was chaos. Broken glass littered the ground. Bodies of students could be seen under heavy debris. In the remains of VeeGee Hall, a hand could be seen wriggling about.
"Uuughh.....what the hell was that?" mumbled Froggy. "Damn, that hurt..." He looked at his leg and it was purple and bloody. He could even see a bit of bone. "Eww...."
He groaned and looked about. His jaw dropped. "HOLY PIZZABUTT! THIS IS...MADNESS! ........I'm nekkid for F's sake!" He quickly searched through his broken dresser and changed into a clean shirt and a pair of jeans.
Unfortunately, he turned around and saw a crushed nekkid Savannah between two large wooden slabs from the bunk beds. "What a waste...hmm...before I go..." mutters Froggy. -pokes Savvanah's bewbs.- "LOLOLOLOL" cries Froggy as he crawls away painfully.
Froggy limps around, in an eerily quiet situation. There were no more moans and groans. It was a silent as....Dest's silent but deadly self-made methane gas bomb (Know what I mean with this?). He limps over to Bewb House, wincing as he stubs his toe, and searched through the debris for any survivors. After what seemed like hours, his hands were scratched and bleeding, but he had found no one. He did, however, see a horrible sight. A highly mutilated potato with bite marks and a girl with wings that were shredded to pieces...and a bloated belly, which he deduced was full of potato.
"Holy mother of nature....it's like....a war happened here. Am I the only survivor?" thought Froggy. "I've got to find somebody. This must be a horrible dream!!!"
In his panicked state, Froggy tripped over a body, and blacked out after hitting his head on the cement floor.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oinkadoodilydooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Law Enforcement codes. Yes, it's real. Not sure if it's universal. I was a Law Enforcement Explorer. I joined only because there was an ad that said we could go to Knott's Berry Farm. (amusement park) lol. I would've stayed, had they not had an ebil instructor. :/ I was sent to an elite training facility for Explorers lol. 100+ pushups per day on gravel. Fail and you stay in the position for hours. Running 4+ miles per day. No problem for me, since I was in cross country. . You also had to memorize a whole crapload of codes. I didn't. They only tested me on the 10 easy ones. And then horrible food.... Euugh. xD Good times... Oh and they also shot me with a real gun...but the bullets were like...paintball bullets. But they hurt. D: It was metal...with paint ball inside...they only gave me a mask and chest protector. And one of them shot one of my buddies right on the belt. RIGHT ON THE BELT! So if you're planning on joining law enforcement, don't do it. Be a lawyer instead. DUN MAKE ME BEAT CHOO UP!)
Codes explained at the end.
"Unit 21, supposed 983 near U.R.B.O.O.B."
"10-4."
A lone patrol car drove towards U.R.B.O.O.B. A man, roughly 26 years old got out of the patrol car. He was wearing all black uniform, with a heavy bullet proof vest. In his left hand, he carried a radio, and in his right hand, he held a Mark XIX .357 Magnum Desert Eagle.
"Unit 21 to Dispatch. I'm 10-97.
"10-4."
"10-20 at 232 East Party Avenue. 907-N. 914-C. 914-D."
"10-4. 907-K. Filing case."
The police officer turned off the safety latch on his gun. "Damn. All these innocent kids. I'll find the bastard that bombed this place!" said the officer quietly.
He walked slowly towards the main hall. A sound emitted from his right, and he swiftly turned right, and aimed his weapon at the location whence the sound had came from. "Who's there!? Show yourself!" shouted the officer.
He could be heard breathing hard from adrenaline. "I said, show yourself!"
A few seconds passed, and Froggy limped out. "H-Help...me."
The officer stared a few seconds before holstering his weapon and clipped his radio to his belt. He ran towards the boy and helped him steady himself. "What happened?" asked the officer.
"I-I don't know. I remember going to sleep. And then...nothing. When I woke up, I was aching all over. I looked around me and it looked as if a war happened." answered Froggy.
"The paramedics will be here soon, do you want to wait here for them?" asked the man.
"Um...can I get my stuff first?" asked Froggy.
"Negative. We don't know if there's any hazardous material out there. The search and rescue team will get your stuff. You'll have to come with me to the police station if you don't want to wait for the paramedics. I need to ask you some questions."
"Oh. Um...I'm fine really, I just have a cut in my leg.
"Just a cut!? I can see your damn tibia! How is that just a cut!?"
"...It's just a flesh wound...No big deal. It's not like...a lost the leg or something..."
Arcturus sighs. "Just..just come with me. Don't bleed on the upholstery. Arcturus gets in his car, and waits for Froggy. When Froggy got inside, Arcturus said, "Don't touch anything."
Too bad for Arcturus, Froggy doesn't take too lightly to people who yell at him, so he told himself to press all of the buttons at the chance.
Arcturus turns on the lights and sirens and speeds towards the police station...
To be continued...
ARCTURUS IS NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN CUZ ARCTURUS IS A DAMN FAT FATTYMCFATASS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Huh what? It already ended? OH SH!T! Um...spoiler?
----
10-4 - Okay or acknowledgement. (Everyone should know this....I hear it everytime on movies with police, SWAT, etc.)
10-20 - Location
10-97 - Arrived at location.
907-K - Paramedics dispatched.
907-N - Paramedics needed.
914-C - Coroner needed.
914-D - Doctor needed.
983 - Explosion.
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Like it, betch!
And Merry Christmas to all!
Present for all.
Woot. 3 months later, another chapter. It seems all my chapters are released 3 months later from the previous. Interesting...what a coincidence. I dedicate this chapter to Reve and her pleas for this chapter because she es so annoying bothering me with "OHH MASTAH! PLEASURE ME WITH A STOREEE! NAOOOOO!!!! It gets kinda freaky, even for me, after several hours...So here it is.
And so begins, the epic story...OF YOUR LIFETIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
P.S. - After writing this, I felt an urge to make a flash movie based on this...and I think I shall!
It'd be much more epic...it'll be released several years later. 
More mature content. But as I said, this is the last chapter with it, as the plot has officially started. lolz. Now, the REAL story begins.
Oh and did I mention everyone in this fanfic will eventually die? Well they will. Except a select handful. The awesome people live. Don't be sad if you die. Everyone dies in the very end, except for two people. The ending will be epic, I can promise you that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When we last left our heroes, Potato had just been epically mutilated, and Nikki went to sleep refreshed. Yeh. So I starts therez.
The sun came up, and Nikki woke up and screamed.
"LIKE OMG! I'M SOOOOOOOO HUNGRY! MEEEE SOOO HUNGREEEE!!"
Nikki jumps off the bed, and sees food. "LIKE OMG! Baked potato for breakfast! Who gave this to me? So sweet..I better eat it now."
"Battle cry!" screams Nikki. "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"
Then she began to chow down. Starting at Potato's...lower end.
"OM NOM NOM NOM."
In her excited state, she fails to notice the screams that filled the room and the words "STOP! STOP! I LOVE NUTS!!!! STOP! LEAVE MY NUTS ALONE! YOU SICK HEATHEN! HEEEEEEATHEN!!!!" AUUUUGHHHHHHHHH!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oinkadoodilydooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile, back in VeeGee Hall, Froggy could be seen sleeping peacefully in bed.......besides Savannah. Hey, look. I see skin. ROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! How did this happen you ask? Well, let's go back in time...
After Froggy was painfully dragged into his dorm, Savannah applied medicine to his purple nurple so it wouldn't hurt as much. Then Savannah forced (AxiomFable is forcing me to write this, I SWEAR!) Froggy to shower with her and then they went to bed together. Lulz.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oinkadoodilydooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was 6am, and everyone was still asleep. Not a soul was awake...apart from the hobo chewing on some flavored condoms. It seemed peaceful, and that it would be a wonderful school day. But, unfortunately...wonderful school days do not exist in this wreteched sonofafemaledog world. At exactly 9001 seconds past 6am, a small unidentified object appeared in the sky. Wait a minute, that's not a small unidentified object. It's...it's....IT'S A GIANT UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT! HOLY MOTHER OF PIZZABUTT!
"It's a giant boob!" said a bunny wabbit.
-slap- "WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" said a fatass bunny wabbit wearing an apron.
"FUGG YOU, BUTTFUGGA!" said the widdle bunny wabbit. "SUCK ON THIS YA FUGGIN PIECE A SCAT!" The widdle bunny wabbit whipped out a chainsaw and grotesquely mutilated the fatass bunny wabbit. "DAMN RIGHT, BETCH!"
A deer looked up from eating some grass and said, "No, it's A POKEBALL! RUN!!!"
The deer tried to run, but was stopped by a Pikachu wearing a bandanna and some bling bling.
"Yo, mothafugger! You betchin' on us Pokemon, busta? You racist, betch? I oughta shock the balls outta ya, son!" said the Pikachu angrily.
"AHHH! DEAR BAMBI!! IT'S A MONSTER FROM THE PIT OF DOOOOOOM!" screamed the deer, frantically trying to run away.
"Alright, that's it betch! You going down! I'm gonna cap yo' ass, muthafugger!" The Pickachu aimed its ass at the fleeing deer, and out popped two compressed electric methane bullets. The deer never had a chance.
"Damn right, assmuncher!"
The Pikachu slaps its butt, and then looks at the flaming and rapidly approaching object. "Damn, guys. Ain't nothin' to worry 'bout. Just a flaming meteorite- BOOOOOOM! The Pikachu never saw it coming.
The impact of the meteorite sent shockwaves towards the university...and practically everything within 9001 feet of the impact.
The university never stood a chance...everything was toppled over. Classrooms, lecture halls, bathrooms, dorms, porta potties, sleeping hobos, bunny wabbit corpses, etc. After all the smoke cleared away, there were a lot of moaning and screaming. Everywhere you looked, there was chaos. Broken glass littered the ground. Bodies of students could be seen under heavy debris. In the remains of VeeGee Hall, a hand could be seen wriggling about.
"Uuughh.....what the hell was that?" mumbled Froggy. "Damn, that hurt..." He looked at his leg and it was purple and bloody. He could even see a bit of bone. "Eww...."
He groaned and looked about. His jaw dropped. "HOLY PIZZABUTT! THIS IS...MADNESS! ........I'm nekkid for F's sake!" He quickly searched through his broken dresser and changed into a clean shirt and a pair of jeans.
Unfortunately, he turned around and saw a crushed nekkid Savannah between two large wooden slabs from the bunk beds. "What a waste...hmm...before I go..." mutters Froggy. -pokes Savvanah's bewbs.- "LOLOLOLOL" cries Froggy as he crawls away painfully.
Froggy limps around, in an eerily quiet situation. There were no more moans and groans. It was a silent as....Dest's silent but deadly self-made methane gas bomb (Know what I mean with this?). He limps over to Bewb House, wincing as he stubs his toe, and searched through the debris for any survivors. After what seemed like hours, his hands were scratched and bleeding, but he had found no one. He did, however, see a horrible sight. A highly mutilated potato with bite marks and a girl with wings that were shredded to pieces...and a bloated belly, which he deduced was full of potato.
"Holy mother of nature....it's like....a war happened here. Am I the only survivor?" thought Froggy. "I've got to find somebody. This must be a horrible dream!!!"
In his panicked state, Froggy tripped over a body, and blacked out after hitting his head on the cement floor.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oinkadoodilydooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Law Enforcement codes. Yes, it's real. Not sure if it's universal. I was a Law Enforcement Explorer. I joined only because there was an ad that said we could go to Knott's Berry Farm. (amusement park)
lol. I would've stayed, had they not had an ebil instructor. :/ I was sent to an elite training facility for Explorers lol. 100+ pushups per day on gravel. Fail and you stay in the position for hours. Running 4+ miles per day. No problem for me, since I was in cross country. . You also had to memorize a whole crapload of codes. I didn't. They only tested me on the 10 easy ones. And then horrible food.... Euugh. xD Good times... Oh and they also shot me with a real gun...but the bullets were like...paintball bullets. But they hurt. D: It was metal...with paint ball inside...they only gave me a mask and chest protector. And one of them shot one of my buddies right on the belt. RIGHT ON THE BELT! So if you're planning on joining law enforcement, don't do it. Be a lawyer instead. DUN MAKE ME BEAT CHOO UP!)Codes explained at the end.
"Unit 21, supposed 983 near U.R.B.O.O.B."
"10-4."
A lone patrol car drove towards U.R.B.O.O.B. A man, roughly 26 years old got out of the patrol car. He was wearing all black uniform, with a heavy bullet proof vest. In his left hand, he carried a radio, and in his right hand, he held a Mark XIX .357 Magnum Desert Eagle.
"Unit 21 to Dispatch. I'm 10-97.
"10-4."
"10-20 at 232 East Party Avenue. 907-N. 914-C. 914-D."
"10-4. 907-K. Filing case."
The police officer turned off the safety latch on his gun. "Damn. All these innocent kids. I'll find the bastard that bombed this place!" said the officer quietly.
He walked slowly towards the main hall. A sound emitted from his right, and he swiftly turned right, and aimed his weapon at the location whence the sound had came from. "Who's there!? Show yourself!" shouted the officer.
He could be heard breathing hard from adrenaline. "I said, show yourself!"
A few seconds passed, and Froggy limped out. "H-Help...me."
The officer stared a few seconds before holstering his weapon and clipped his radio to his belt. He ran towards the boy and helped him steady himself. "What happened?" asked the officer.
"I-I don't know. I remember going to sleep. And then...nothing. When I woke up, I was aching all over. I looked around me and it looked as if a war happened." answered Froggy.
"The paramedics will be here soon, do you want to wait here for them?" asked the man.
"Um...can I get my stuff first?" asked Froggy.
"Negative. We don't know if there's any hazardous material out there. The search and rescue team will get your stuff. You'll have to come with me to the police station if you don't want to wait for the paramedics. I need to ask you some questions."
"Oh. Um...I'm fine really, I just have a cut in my leg.
"Just a cut!? I can see your damn tibia! How is that just a cut!?"
"...It's just a flesh wound...No big deal. It's not like...a lost the leg or something..."
Arcturus sighs. "Just..just come with me. Don't bleed on the upholstery. Arcturus gets in his car, and waits for Froggy. When Froggy got inside, Arcturus said, "Don't touch anything."
Too bad for Arcturus, Froggy doesn't take too lightly to people who yell at him, so he told himself to press all of the buttons at the chance.
Arcturus turns on the lights and sirens and speeds towards the police station...
To be continued...
ARCTURUS IS NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN CUZ ARCTURUS IS A DAMN FAT FATTYMCFATASS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Huh what? It already ended? OH SH!T! Um...spoiler?
----
10-4 - Okay or acknowledgement. (Everyone should know this....I hear it everytime on movies with police, SWAT, etc.)
10-20 - Location
10-97 - Arrived at location.
907-K - Paramedics dispatched.
907-N - Paramedics needed.
914-C - Coroner needed.
914-D - Doctor needed.
983 - Explosion.
----
Like it, betch!
And Merry Christmas to all!
