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Post by dest1 on Dec 18, 2008 19:17:39 GMT -5
and do one of those You Choose The Option Game! Choose an Option and continue from there
You wake up to find yourself naked at a forked road. The left side looks like a forest, while the right side looks like a swamp.
You decide too...
A. Go left
B. Go right
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Post by guosim on Dec 18, 2008 19:47:28 GMT -5
A
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Post by FunnyFroggy on Dec 18, 2008 20:57:04 GMT -5
Make it User Collaborative so it becomes like a 3 Word Story, but it's actually a 'Choose an Option and continue from there'
You decide to go left. You see a large elephant sitting on a man.
A. Get the elephant's attention.
B. Slap the elephant silly.
C. Teabag the man.
D. Run like the sissy you are.
lululul Much more interesting like this IMO.
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Post by dest1 on Dec 18, 2008 21:01:40 GMT -5
C
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Post by FunnyFroggy on Dec 19, 2008 19:01:31 GMT -5
nounub you're supposed to say like.. 'C!' and then type out what happens like in my post and then put choices n00000000bdummmypoosykeetyleecker. >O
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Post by sirpainsalot on Jan 4, 2009 18:28:31 GMT -5
(revived thread is revived)
C. You teabag the man on the elephant. The man is sound asleep, while the elephant notices you. While teabagging, the elephant is surprising aroused. It makes noises, loud enough to awake the man. The man starts to wake up.
What do you do?
A. Keep on teabagging.
B. Get outta there.
C. Arouse the elephant in order for him to stfu.
D. b****-slap him, of course!
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Post by FunnyFroggy on Jan 4, 2009 22:37:31 GMT -5
You decide to run for your life. While fleeing, you trip over a rock and black out.
When you wake up, you see a girl in skimpy clothing looking at you.
A. R4p3 her!
B. Kill her!
C. Flee because you believe in abstinence until marriage and she might ... "want" you.
D. Act unconscious.
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Post by dest1 on Jan 4, 2009 22:45:30 GMT -5
You kill her. You spawn a pistol and cap her ass. But, the police were watching you from behind the bushes!
"Freeze!" exclaimed one of the police officers.
A. 'Freeze'.
B. Run.
C. Bust a cap into the police officer.
D. Fake a heartattack.
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Post by sirpainsalot on Jan 4, 2009 22:47:10 GMT -5
You act like you had a heart attack. With your eyes closed, the police says "Whew! This makes our job easier!" then they go get some donuts. However, before you can get up, the elephant who was sitting on the man comes up to you and is about to sit on you. You can't run away. What should you do?
A) Take out a pin.
B) Show the elephant a mouse.
C) Pray that you won't be killed.
D) Use the girl's body as a shield.
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Post by Arladerus on Jan 4, 2009 23:02:47 GMT -5
You pull out the bloody corpse of the girl from your anus, because you stored her there after killing her. Suddenly, the elephant unzips its skin and reveals its true Pedobear nature. "lol i wunt sum"
A. Join the bear in necrophilia
B. Stop, drop and... RUN
C. Trail the cops to get some donuts
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Post by sirpainsalot on Jan 4, 2009 23:14:43 GMT -5
You choose to follow the cops for donuts. The pedobear becomes aroused. You follow the cops into a secret lab, with a 24 hour donut shop. The secret lab with a 24 hour donut shop contains many super-top-secret-files. The air felt cold since you're naked. Suddenly, a random geek comes out of nowhere just when you were going inside the donut shop. He whips out a taser and shoots you point blank range. You're pretty much knocked out. You awake to find the geek on BasiMarket, flaming everyone. You're on a bed, with the door out of here opened.
"ohz mah god finally I can talk about how awesome mah comic on MS Paint izzzz"
He notices that you wake up and tells you something...
"i c u almst gt cught by da pedogod lulz 4chan rulz"
What should you do?
A) Run away.
B) Runaway.
C) Who is the pedogod?
D) Who are you and where am I?
E) Walk up to him and punch him in the face, then blackmail him.
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Post by dest1 on Jan 5, 2009 19:05:55 GMT -5
You walk up to the geek and give him the ol' one-two punch. He falls unconcious. You then download a blackmailing program and blackmail's the geek. You also see a spamming program right next to the blackmail program. What do you do now?
A. Go into the Donut Shop
B. Look for weapons
C. Dump the geek's body into a ravine
D. Download the spamming program
E. Fap
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Post by sirpainsalot on Jan 5, 2009 20:02:54 GMT -5
You have dumped the geek's body into the ravine. You don't notice the Pedogod blocking the ravine. He notices the geek and raeps him while he's unconscious. He's starting to get bored with the geek! What should you do?
A) Get to the Donut Shop!
B) Get a weapon and somehow kill teh Pedogod!
C) Get back to the geek's room.
D) Run off somewhere.
E) Fap.
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Post by Arladerus on Jan 5, 2009 20:53:22 GMT -5
You drop your pants and start to fap. PedoGod walks up to you and asks you your age, as you are near the boundaries of who he molests. You tell him your age; luckily, you are just 1 number above his maximum rape group. He then looks for the nearest child in the 1 mile radius with his Scouter. None! Beep beep beep beep WHAT THE F- BOOOOOM! The bear's head asplode!
A. Rape the headless furry corpse.
B. Take his equipment (Scouter, penis)
C. Raid the donut shop and take donuts!
D. Fap.
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