Post by Nass on Oct 6, 2008 0:25:38 GMT -5
WARNING: THIS MESSAGE IS SERIOUS SEE...LOOK AT THE ANGRY FACE!
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Now onto the rant.
So yesterday I was on Gamespot looking for reviews on a game for my DS.
Game: Spider-Man 2
Gamespot rating 6.0 A.K.A "fair."
The Goods: Great 3D graphics showcase the DS's processing power. Fluid animation--that's Spidey all right.Some pretty cool boss fights.
My review?
Well, I bought the game about a week ago after thinking that I would grow out of my DS. While I was at EBGames, the store clerk guy said that Gamespot gave this a an overrated review and that in about 6 days, I would come back to return it.
lol.
He was right.
THIS GAME IS TERRIBLE!
The cut scenes graphics look nice. Untill you see the characters faces. Peter Parker is like a freakin' alien.
The levels?
Jeez, it takes you forever to complete them.
"LOL GUIZE MY FRIENDS R STUK IN DE BURNING BUILDING! HALP!!!111111
You swing in and plop on the floor. Bad guy start with bats and sticks. But after the first 2...How can I say it? Let's try....LOLGUNS? Not just ANY gun. f*cking machine guns.
The ones that go RA-TA-TA-TA! on you. Taking your health away before you even try to engage combat. When you actually make it though your kicks are little movements that barely hurt. Your punches are jabs. So you think you can make a combo? LOLNO! Combos are like non-existent. And then when you do do one...You'll never be able to do it again.
In levels YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO KILL A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF ENEMIES OR DO SOMETHING IN A CETAIN AMOUNT OF TIME! So say goodbye to all those "lulz" moments. In Spider-man 2, it wouldn't cross your mind.
"Spider-Man 2 technically isn't a long game, since it consists of about 15 levels that can be finished in five to 10 minutes on average" -Gamespot.
They're joking though right? 5-10mins MUST be a joke.The game BARELY gives you 15mins to "deactivate" all 30 of the bombs! (example, though there is a level similar to this) Then they plop you in a HUGE city map. Filled with machine gun guys and random flames all over the f*cking place (TRUST ME! THESE DO GET ANNOYING!)
And gosh, do they know how to place those bombs.
Activision worker: Lulz they'll never find the last one placed behind the burning city bus and pass the tall building that's under the rainbow! *adds to game*
I swear, it pissed me off so much. I have to do the level over...and over..and over just so I can locate them. THEN FINALLY going for the whole level at once.
This game is over 9000% percent better on Gamecube. And I am disappointed that they made such a crappy one for a DS.
Share the love no?
GG Activision...-_-
My review: 2.3/10
Anyway I'm out home-dizzles, I'll post up some other reviews. Maybe. If I feel like it. Or something.
$20 down the drain.
~Nass~
>=[ <<<<<<<SEE IT? NOW LOOK HOW MANY THERE ARE!
>=[ >=[ >=[ >=[ GRRRRRR!
Now onto the rant.
So yesterday I was on Gamespot looking for reviews on a game for my DS.
Game: Spider-Man 2
Gamespot rating 6.0 A.K.A "fair."
The Goods: Great 3D graphics showcase the DS's processing power. Fluid animation--that's Spidey all right.Some pretty cool boss fights.
My review?
Well, I bought the game about a week ago after thinking that I would grow out of my DS. While I was at EBGames, the store clerk guy said that Gamespot gave this a an overrated review and that in about 6 days, I would come back to return it.
lol.
He was right.
THIS GAME IS TERRIBLE!
The cut scenes graphics look nice. Untill you see the characters faces. Peter Parker is like a freakin' alien.
The levels?
Jeez, it takes you forever to complete them.
"LOL GUIZE MY FRIENDS R STUK IN DE BURNING BUILDING! HALP!!!111111
You swing in and plop on the floor. Bad guy start with bats and sticks. But after the first 2...How can I say it? Let's try....LOLGUNS? Not just ANY gun. f*cking machine guns.
The ones that go RA-TA-TA-TA! on you. Taking your health away before you even try to engage combat. When you actually make it though your kicks are little movements that barely hurt. Your punches are jabs. So you think you can make a combo? LOLNO! Combos are like non-existent. And then when you do do one...You'll never be able to do it again.
In levels YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO KILL A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF ENEMIES OR DO SOMETHING IN A CETAIN AMOUNT OF TIME! So say goodbye to all those "lulz" moments. In Spider-man 2, it wouldn't cross your mind.
"Spider-Man 2 technically isn't a long game, since it consists of about 15 levels that can be finished in five to 10 minutes on average" -Gamespot.
They're joking though right? 5-10mins MUST be a joke.The game BARELY gives you 15mins to "deactivate" all 30 of the bombs! (example, though there is a level similar to this) Then they plop you in a HUGE city map. Filled with machine gun guys and random flames all over the f*cking place (TRUST ME! THESE DO GET ANNOYING!)
And gosh, do they know how to place those bombs.
Activision worker: Lulz they'll never find the last one placed behind the burning city bus and pass the tall building that's under the rainbow! *adds to game*
I swear, it pissed me off so much. I have to do the level over...and over..and over just so I can locate them. THEN FINALLY going for the whole level at once.
This game is over 9000% percent better on Gamecube. And I am disappointed that they made such a crappy one for a DS.
Share the love no?
GG Activision...-_-
My review: 2.3/10
Anyway I'm out home-dizzles, I'll post up some other reviews. Maybe. If I feel like it. Or something.
$20 down the drain.
~Nass~