vicelin
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Post by vicelin on Aug 14, 2008 5:15:54 GMT -5
No chance that I'll give cupcakes a chance. The only thing they're good for is looking extremely cute when made out of polymer clay, giving annoying young girls in the artist's alley at anime conventions false hope that being able to make these cheap, easy sculptings and sell them for $10 a pop makes them look talented and artistic.
And I disagree-- cupcakes do NOT go good with milk. That disgusting, sickening sugar-coma-inducing icing coats your palate with a vile forcefield of processed 'pure cane sugar'. Meaning that anything you drink while also eating a cupcake, when in combination with the sugary coating, tastes more sugary than it needs to. Muffins, on the other hand, do not have this coating effect and you can enjoy any drink with any muffin at the same time and one flavor will not overpower the other.
And by saying that the muffins your unit made were fan-f**king-tastic, doesn't that give an opportunity for every muffin to be fan-f**king-tastic? You experienced the true muffin when you ate that lemon poppy seed muffin, what makes you think any other muffin cooked correctly will not also be fan-f**king-tastic? I should bake you my mother's chocolate chip muffins and send them to you by mail...(they'll still taste amazing after three days of shipping and handling).
And also, I've never seen any mass-produced cupcake batters in any flavor other than vanilla, chocolate, vanilla chocolate, chocolate vanilla, or confetti. And I used to work at a grocery store, in the deli right next to the bakery which I constantly visited, and saw no signs of change in cupcake producage (is that a word?).
Also, yes, cupcakes are considered miniature cakes-- hence why they are considered a desert, which puts a huge cap on their potential. Muffins can be eaten at any time and still feel natural.
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Dr. Z
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Post by Dr. Z on Aug 14, 2008 8:08:56 GMT -5
I cant believe youre arguing over this... Who's going to favor a food that's eaten only by crazed psychopaths?! crazed psychopaths  |
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shadowviperx
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Post by shadowviperx on Aug 14, 2008 12:29:02 GMT -5
Ah, let 'em. Not many threads these days make me laugh so much!
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Post by MasterCheeze on Aug 14, 2008 15:32:27 GMT -5
And by saying that the muffins your unit made were fan-f**king-tastic, doesn't that give an opportunity for every muffin to be fan-f**king-tastic? You experienced the true muffin when you ate that lemon poppy seed muffin, what makes you think any other muffin cooked correctly will not also be fan-f**king-tastic? We are a proud unit that spits upon the creations of all others. Unless Schmitty made something; then we'll still bash it, and he's in our unit. And the frosting is the best part of the cupcake! Even the stump is still sweet, and that hardly can be said for muffins, unless they're chocolate chip or poppy seed, but you can still choke on those poppy seeds. Cupcakes only made with the sweetest frosting, such as the kind made by our local Baker Boy or some Betty Crocker frosting, can be appreciated. Those who put WHIP CREAM WITH FOOD COLORING ON TOP OF MY CUPPIECAKES ARE ASKING FOR A WHOOPING! At least mass-produced mini muffins don't have this problem. Muffins win there, but that's only if the cupcakes have bad frosting. But the same problem can occur with cake, so it just depends if the douchebags making 'em are cheap or not. Betty Crocker ftw. Edit: Oh, not to say all muffins are bad, but a good cupcake > a good muffin. See? Even the alligator prefers cupcakes over muffins. I cant believe youre arguing over this... Who's going to favor a food that's eaten only by crazed psychopaths?! crazed psychopaths They don't allow treats to be given out in asylums. |
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snowhamster
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Post by snowhamster on Aug 14, 2008 17:26:49 GMT -5
Oooh ooh, I remember the alligator thing  The alligator always goes for the biggest number ...Wait, whut? Anyways, I still go for muffins. The frosting on top of a cupcake is very messy, and easily colors your mouth, teeth, and tongue blue. And this is very unfortunate if you are about to go to your graduation ceremony ;_; (Ah mah poor friend) And I, for one, do not like a colored mouth, teeth, and/or tongue. I have too much dignity for that. Also, cupcakes = too sweet. It's like a sugar coma in a little paper whatchucallit thingy. You can very easily taste the pure sugar ;_; And the after-taste is horrible. It's like rotting flesh ;_; It tastes even worse if you eat a cupcake, and go directly to sleep. When you try to go to sleep, you don't taste anything, and then the moment you wake up in the morning...SHABLAMF!!! ROTTING FLESH AND MONKEY FECES FOR BREAKFAST! ...And I personally don't like sweet things ;_; Cup = Miniature Cake = Poo So therefore, Cupcakes = MiniaturePoo |
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Gujju
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Post by Gujju on Aug 14, 2008 18:14:44 GMT -5
I dont like cupcakes. I would much rather have a cookie or a brownie. Also alot of cupcakes i have sort of crumble after i eat the top. And the ones with sprinkles...the sprinkles never stay on. They sorta fall off and scatter everywhere, making a huge ugly mess. Muffins (chocolate chips ones, in particular) take the cake. (Lulz, get it? Oh, I'm effing brilliant)
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Post by FunnyFroggy on Aug 14, 2008 21:39:30 GMT -5
Oooh ooh, I remember the alligator thing The alligator always goes for the biggest number ...Wait, whut? Anyways, I still go for muffins. The frosting on top of a cupcake is very messy, and easily colors your mouth, teeth, and tongue blue. And this is very unfortunate if you are about to go to your graduation ceremony ;_; (Ah mah poor friend) And I, for one, do not like a colored mouth, teeth, and/or tongue. I have too much dignity for that. Also, cupcakes = too sweet. It's like a sugar coma in a little paper whatchucallit thingy. You can very easily taste the pure sugar ;_; And the after-taste is horrible. It's like rotting flesh ;_; It tastes even worse if you eat a cupcake, and go directly to sleep. When you try to go to sleep, you don't taste anything, and then the moment you wake up in the morning...SHABLAMF!!! ROTTING FLESH AND MONKEY FECES FOR BREAKFAST! ...And I personally don't like sweet things ;_; Cup = Miniature Cake = Poo So therefore, Cupcakes = MiniaturePoo So..when you talk to your friends and say, "My cup size is AAA," you really mean "My miniature is AAA". That doesn't make sense. ._. |
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snowhamster
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Post by snowhamster on Aug 14, 2008 21:43:36 GMT -5
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Gujju
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Post by Gujju on Aug 14, 2008 23:15:51 GMT -5
Oooh ooh, I remember the alligator thing The alligator always goes for the biggest number ...Wait, whut? Anyways, I still go for muffins. The frosting on top of a cupcake is very messy, and easily colors your mouth, teeth, and tongue blue. And this is very unfortunate if you are about to go to your graduation ceremony ;_; (Ah mah poor friend) And I, for one, do not like a colored mouth, teeth, and/or tongue. I have too much dignity for that. Also, cupcakes = too sweet. It's like a sugar coma in a little paper whatchucallit thingy. You can very easily taste the pure sugar ;_; And the after-taste is horrible. It's like rotting flesh ;_; It tastes even worse if you eat a cupcake, and go directly to sleep. When you try to go to sleep, you don't taste anything, and then the moment you wake up in the morning...SHABLAMF!!! ROTTING FLESH AND MONKEY FECES FOR BREAKFAST! ...And I personally don't like sweet things ;_; Cup = Miniature Cake = Poo So therefore, Cupcakes = MiniaturePoo So..when you talk to your friends and say, "My cup size is AAA," you really mean "My miniature is AAA". That doesn't make sense. ._. |
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Nass
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Post by Nass on Aug 14, 2008 23:51:16 GMT -5
...Cupcakes FTW
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Post by MasterCheeze on Aug 15, 2008 0:02:51 GMT -5
Exalt for you. Those silly muffin eaters people who prefer the opposing food totally went off topic. I'm here to stick to the debate, but now they're talking about bra sizes? Seriously, Vicelin's work is going into the oven for this. |
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Nass
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Post by Nass on Aug 15, 2008 0:07:12 GMT -5
I mean cupcakes add that extra "je ne sais quoi" to themselves,
Muffins are just plain.
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darkness
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Post by darkness on Aug 15, 2008 15:48:02 GMT -5
Food should not be debated over. They should be eaten.
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Post by MasterCheeze on Aug 15, 2008 15:49:36 GMT -5
Food should not be debated over. They should be eaten. Hamburgers or hot dogs? Lays or Pringles? These are debates that will last forever, m'boy. |
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Post by FunnyFroggy on Aug 15, 2008 16:06:37 GMT -5
Everyone knows Pringles are better than Lays.
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