vicelin
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Post by vicelin on Jul 28, 2008 16:46:06 GMT -5
All of my neighbors are living proof that upper middle-class white families HAVE NO LIFE.
I live in Harford County, which pretty much the most confusing county in the entire country. (I won't tell you which town I live in, because you'll just burst out laughing and crack jokes at me for the rest of my life.)
Anyway, the point I need to get across is that Harford County, like I said, is about 97% upper middle-class white families-- which means that life here is EXTREMELY BORING. The only excitement we get comes from Edgewood, which is like a mini-Baltimore. Same crime rate and everything.
So naturally, the upper middle-class white families are always fighting over petty, insignificant things because they are all EXTREMELY BORED. ALL THE TIME.
Here is an excellent example of the faggotry I deal with on almost a daily basis, and my reason for wanting to get the hell out of this state.
Two families down the street from me have been feuding since like, the beginning of time. It began as all this he-said-she-said bullcrap, like usual. The kid from one family got into a fight with the kid from the other family, and now the parents HATE each other, because no one wants to admit that hey-- kids will be kids! let's just get the f**k over it and move on!
So over the last...six years or so, these families have been mortal enemies. Even though the kids are older now and have grown up mentally, the parents are still content in HATING EACH OTHER TO DEATH.
So here is where the story begins...
Both of these families coincidentally end up seeing the same movie together. When the movie ends and they are exiting the theater, one of the kids mouths off to the mother of the other family, "b****..."
The mother is so angry, SHE TAKES THEM TO COURT! JUST OVER THAT!
The other family gets a lawyer, and has about ten witnesses.
The mother has no lawyer, and only has one witness.
AND SHE WINS. SHE f**kING WINS.
WHAT THE HELL?
I'm SOOO confused.
But hey, lesson learned. The next time someone calls me a b****, I'm gonna lay it down on them Harford County upper middle-class white chick style and SUE!
I mean hey, why the hell not if I can get away with it!?
I'm about to find out in an hour or two how much money she got from them when she won the case. That should be interesting.
BUT SERIOUSLY, WTF?
I can't believe she went and sued them just because their son called her a b****. Living proof that HC needs to be nuked.
Ok I'm done <3
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Post by MasterCheeze on Jul 28, 2008 16:49:36 GMT -5
What did the family of the kid get sued for? I mean, the only thing I can think of is an apology. >.>
"I'm sorry I called you a b****… whore."
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vicelin
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Post by vicelin on Jul 28, 2008 16:51:43 GMT -5
They got sued because their son called her a b****. That's all there is to it. I don't get it either...only in Harford County, I swear.
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shadowviperx
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Post by shadowviperx on Jul 28, 2008 17:32:57 GMT -5
Yeah, sounds like it. Another regular Hatfield-Mccoy bullcrap situation. It really amazes me how much arrogance swims around the upper class.
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vicelin
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Post by vicelin on Jul 28, 2008 18:36:23 GMT -5
Yeah, sounds like it. Another regular Hatfield-Mccoy bullcrap situation. It really amazes me how much arrogance swims around the upper class. Exactly. And I'm stuck living with them. Please kill me. |
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Post by tarheel91 on Jul 28, 2008 18:55:43 GMT -5
What law does calling someone that break? I'm really confused as to what case she could have had.
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vicelin
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Post by vicelin on Jul 28, 2008 20:45:06 GMT -5
What law does calling someone that break? I'm really confused as to what case she could have had. I DON'T KNOW EITHER! I'm so curious ._. |
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Post by blacknazgul on Jul 28, 2008 21:37:46 GMT -5
Iepiat does bring up a good point, but the example you used was rofl.
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vicelin
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Post by vicelin on Jul 28, 2008 21:52:42 GMT -5
Ugh. I have plenty of other stories, too. Like how my other neighbor's wife tricked him into letting her "manage" his retirement fund...she ended up taking the entire $75,000 and went on the run...there is a warrant out for her arrest if she doesn't put all of the money in the court's holdings by a certain month...she still hasn't come back though. Poor guy.
And then there was a huge drug fight at the elementary school right by my house...it was two gangs, one was using fists and the other was using golf clubs...guess who won...
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Post by SilverFx on Jul 28, 2008 22:29:38 GMT -5
They have drug fights in elementary schools?  And golf clubs? *blinks morely* And gee, to think I thought those people upstairs throwing down burning chunks of paper were bad. |
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Post by Gujju on Jul 28, 2008 22:36:07 GMT -5
They have drug fights in elementary schools? And golf clubs? *blinks morely* And gee, to think I thought those people upstairs throwing down burning chunks of paper were bad. Someone once threw bread at me and my friends from the top of a building... >.> |
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Post by guosim on Jul 28, 2008 23:16:01 GMT -5
Lol, you live in one wierd place, vicelin o.o
And... gangs at elementary schools? DRUGS at elementary schools?!... USING GOLF CLUBS AS WEAPONS?! WTH.
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Post by dest1 on Jul 28, 2008 23:18:43 GMT -5
Dang rich white kids got nothin' to do >.>
Live in DC, vicelin. We got murders everyday.
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vicelin
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Post by vicelin on Jul 28, 2008 23:20:53 GMT -5
USING GOLF CLUBS AS WEAPONS?! WTH. Well, most of the families here feel secure enough not to own guns, so the kids have to settle for the next best weapon their parents can provide, and what is a sport most commonly played by upper middle-class white folk with no lives? Golf! (No offense to anyone who likes golf  ) |
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Post by Pirkid on Jul 29, 2008 0:19:29 GMT -5
I dislike those who have it good yet continue to whine about the most nonsensical things.
"Wah, my mom wouldn't let me buy this shirt and it was only $75!"
"GO BUY A KITE FOR BLACK CHILDREN b****"
~Pir
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